Lets start with... everyone who does not believe in evolution is stupid or has not had it explained to them properly
If evolution is real then why are there so many monkeys? Shouldn't they all be wearing clothes and driving and serving drinks and stuff by now?? There not becase EVOLUTION IS FALSE!!
There are monkeys because aliens time froze them so that robo space Jesus wouldn't be able to destroy them and return Cracker Jack's STDs.
Stop being so nosy